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The son of William F. Buckley has decided—shock!—to vote for a Democrat.

Sorry, Dad, I'm Voting for Obama

by Christopher Buckley

(Original at ZFact.com: zfacts.com/p/1031.html)

Ed. Note: Author and satirist, Christopher Buckley is as renowned for his vigorous satirical humor as his father William F. was for polysylabilism. Christopher is the author of numerous books including “Thank You for Smoking” which evolved into the movie of the same name. He is also a contributor to a number of top tier periodicals and is the author of the back page column for the conservative magazine, The National Review which was founded by his father. jrg

Let me be the latest conservative/libertarian/whatever to leap onto the Barack Obama bandwagon. It’s a good thing my dear old mum and pup are no longer alive. They’d cut off my allowance.

Or would they? But let’s get that part out of the way. The only reason my vote would be of any interest to anyone is that my last name happens to be Buckley...

My colleague, the superb and very dishy Kathleen Parker, recently wrote in National Review Online a column stating ... that Sarah Palin is an embarrassment, and a dangerous one at that. She’s not exactly alone. [Conservative] New York Times columnist David Brooks just called Governor Palin “a cancer on the Republican Party.”

As for Kathleen, she has to date received 12,000 (quite literally) foam-at-the-mouth hate-emails. One correspondent, if that’s quite the right word, suggested that Kathleen’s mother should have aborted her and tossed the fetus into a Dumpster. ...

I have known John McCain personally since 1982. I wrote a well-received speech for him. Earlier this year, I wrote in The New York Times ... a highly favorable Op-Ed about McCain...

McCain rose to power on his personality and biography. He was authentic. He spoke truth to power. ... He was real. He was unconventional. He embraced former anti-war leaders. He brought resolution to the awful missing-POW business. He brought about normalization with Vietnam—his former torturers! Yes, he erred in accepting plane rides and vacations from Charles Keating, ... He told me across a lunch table, “The Keating business was much worse than my five and a half years in Hanoi, because I at least walked away from that with my honor.” Your heart went out to the guy...

But that was—sigh—then. John McCain has changed. He said, famously, apropos the Republican debacle post-1994, “We came to Washington to change it, and Washington changed us.” This campaign has changed John McCain. It has made him inauthentic. ... irascible and snarly; ... he makes unrealistic promises... His ninth-inning attack ads are mean spirited and pointless. And finally, not to belabor it, there was the Palin nomination. What on earth can he have been thinking?

If he goes out losing ugly, it will be beyond tragic, graffiti on a marble bust.

As for Senator Obama: He had exhibited throughout a “first Class temperament. As for his intellect, well, he’s a Harvard man. I’ve read Obama’s books, and they are first-rate. He is that rara avis, the politician who writes his own books. Imagine.

He is also a lefty. I am not. I am a small-government conservative who clings tenaciously and old-fashionedly to the idea that one ought to have balanced budgets. On abortion, gay marriage, et al, I’m libertarian. ...

Obama has in him—I think, despite his sometimes airy-fairy “We are the people we have been waiting for” silly rhetoric—the potential to be a good, perhaps even great leader. He is, it seems clear enough, what the historical moment seems to be calling for.

So, I wish him all the best. We are all in this together. Necessity is the mother of bipartisanship. And so, for the first time in my life, I’ll be pulling the Democratic lever in November. As the saying goes, God save the United States of America.

The Chickasaw Plum - Volume V - Number 11 - November 2008

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