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The Homosexual Agenda

A.M.

6:00 Gym and Tanning Bed

8:00 Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)

9:00 Hair Appointment

10:00 Shopping

Noon: Brunch (Salmon Benedict, roasted potatoes, mimosa)

P.M.

1. Assume complete control of the Federal, State, and Local Governments and other national governments.

2. Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched life style.

3. Destroy all normal, healthy, (i.e., heterosexual) marriages).

4. Replace all school counselors, K-12, with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels.

5. Establish planetary chain of homo-breeding gulags where drugged straight women are imprisoned and forced to become artificially inseminated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for pederastic gay leadership.

6. Bulldoze all houses of worship

7. Secure total control of the Internet and all mass media for the exclusive use of child pornographers.

2:30 Beauty rest to minimize facial wrinkles secondary to the stress of world conquest.

3:30 Protein Shake.

4:00 Tea Dance

6:00 Light Dinner (soup, salad, skinless chicken breast graced by a crisp Chardonnay).

8:00 Theater

11:00 Bed du Jour

Cheers

(With appreciation to humorist Larry Hamby and The Harvard Square Commentary).

The Best Blonde Joke Yet

One blonde asks another,
"Which is further away, London or the Moon?"

The other replies, "HELLOOOOO,
can you see London from here?????!!!!!"

(Thanks to Rose Briton, Chapel Hill.)

The Chickasaw Plum - Volume I - Number 2 - October 2004

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