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HUMOR:
The pope called an emergency meeting of the College of Cardinals.
Speaking to the assembled princes of the church in the stateliest meeting hall
in the
The cardinals insisted on the good news first, so the pope said
solemnly, “ I have received a message from our Lord
and Savior Jesus Christ. The Second Coming is upon us. He has returned to
earth.”
“Then, what, pray tell,” cried out one of the cardinals, “could the bad
news be?”
“He was calling,” the Holy Father replied dejectedly, “from
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If a woman gets
nervous, she’ll eat or go shopping. If a man gets nervous, he’ll attack another
country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. Comedian Elayne Boosler
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George W Bush and Tony Blair were sent to hell. Satan had
two cells waiting. Tony Blair walked into this drab and cold room with rats and
roaches scurrying about. The Devil said, "Tony Blair, this is your home for
all eternity!" George W Bush, anxious and trembling, was then led to his
quarters, only to be surprised when he entered a beautifully appointed room
with Pamela Anderson seated within. Beelzebub cried out, "Pamela Anderson,
this is your eternal punishment!"
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