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OVERHEARD
at the Animal Hotel:
"Every time I try to get a total of how many sheep have
checked in, I fall asleep."
"Good morning, Mr. Bear! This is your springtime wakeup
call."
"As for your room keys, sir, this one's for you, and
THIS one's for the horse you rode in on!"
"No thanks, I'll carry the trunk myself."
"... and then it hits me: He's just a Vegas dork with a
microphone and *I'm* a Siberian tiger!"
THE VET VISIT:
A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not
moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief
examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.
"Are you sure", the distraught woman asked?
"He was a great family pet. Isn't there anything else you can do?"
The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one
more thing we can do." He left the room for a moment and came back
carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the
cat walked over to the dog. The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked
back to the cage.
"Well, that confirms it", the vet announced,
"your dog is dead."
Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly
could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?"
"That will be $1,330", the vet replied.
"I don't believe it", screamed the woman!
"What did you do that cost $1,330????"
"Well", the vet replied, "it's
$30 for the office visit and $1,300 for the CAT scan."
We have come to learn that bombing really works. We've flown
over thousands of sorties, dropped a bazillions tons of bombs, and did extreme
damage to the targets. But we're a compassionate nation, and when this is all
over, we're going to put the rocks and dirt back.
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