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Another Blonde Joke:

 

A lovely blonde came into the doctor’s office with second degree burns on both ears.

“What happened?” inquired the doc.

“I was ironing, Doctor. A friend called, and I stuck the iron to my ear.”

“And what about the other ear?” he asked.

“My friend called back,” she replied.

 

 

No Problems, Only Opportunities

 

A team of vicars were attending a conference at a local hotel. The mission statement of the hotel, emblazoned on a plaque over the reception desk read: "We have no problems, only opportunities".  One vicar reported to the desk:  "I  have a problem". 

"We have no problems, only opportunities" replied the  receptionist.

"Call it what you like"  said the vicar, "but there is a  lady asleep in the

room allocated to me".

 

 

Barbituates

 

A Grizzly bear went into a bar, seated himself and demanded service as follows:

“B-e-e-e-r-r-r”

“We don’t serve bears here,” the bartender replied.

The bear turned to the lovely young woman on the barstool next to him and decapitated her with one snap of his mighty jaws. He then turned again to the bartender and demanded, one eyebrow raised, and demanded more insistently this time, “B-e-e-e-r-r-r”

“You just don’t get it, do you,” replied the nonplussed bartender. “We don’t serve bears here. In fact, you’re still not welcome here at all.”

“Gonna Kill y-o-o-o-o-u,” the bear growled.”

“No you’re not, the bartender replied, continuing to wipe the bar. “You’re going to be asleep. That was a Barbit you ate.”

 

                       --With appreciation to Sir Gawaine

 

 

 

 

The Chickasaw Plum  -  Volume II - Number 5  - May 2005

 

 

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