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Q & A’s courtesy of Sir Gawaine

 

Q. What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

A. They both look at a glass of water that is half full. The Democrat says, "This glass of water is half       full." The Republican looks at it and says, "Who stole my water?"

 

Q. Why did the witch go into the desert?

A. She wanted to try a dry spell.

 

Q. What's the difference between a guy on a Harley and a vacuum cleaner?

A. With the vacuum cleaner, the dirt bag is on the inside.

 

 

 

 

The Chickasaw Plum  -  Volume II - Number 6  - June 2005

 

 

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