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A Formidable Martian

 

A Martian goes into a bar room. He's a funny looking guy, three feet high and green all over with a purple fringe for a beard. "I don't know what y'all are starin' at," he says, "I can outdrink anyone here." So the bartender says, "Let's have some bets on that." So everyone bets, and the Martian drinks 70 shots of whiskey. Of course, no one can top that, so he wins the bet. Then he says, "I can outfight anybody here too." So a football player gets up and says, "I'd like to see that." So the Martian hops across the tables, kicks him in the head, and knocks him out cold.

 A floozy from the corner comes over. She lifts her dress and says, "What else can you do?" The Martian says, "Oh, don't worry, it'll stretch."

 

 

 

 

The Chickasaw Plum  -  Volume II - Number 7  - July 2005

 

 

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