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Formidable Martian
A Martian goes into a bar room. He's
a funny looking guy, three feet high and green all over with a purple fringe
for a beard. "I don't know what y'all are starin'
at," he says, "I can outdrink anyone
here." So the bartender says, "Let's have some bets on that." So
everyone bets, and the Martian drinks 70 shots of whiskey. Of course, no one
can top that, so he wins the bet. Then he says, "I can outfight anybody
here too." So a football player gets up and says, "I'd like to see
that." So the Martian hops across the tables, kicks him in the head, and
knocks him out cold.
A floozy from the corner comes
over. She lifts her dress and says, "What else can you do?" The
Martian says, "Oh, don't worry, it'll stretch."
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