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Leno re Sen. Larry Craig
"Idaho Sen. Larry
Craig, a married, very anti-gay conservative Republican, was arrested by a
plainclothes police officer for lewd conduct in a
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The
touching kindness of a young Jewish girl.
Melissa came home from
first grade and told her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's
Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
she asked, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a
Valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks
a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to
give a Valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she said.
"Why Osama Bin
Laden?" her father asks in shock.
"Well", she
says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough
love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not
all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what
I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd
start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how
he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swelled and he looked at his daughter with.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know,"
Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could
blow his ass away."
The above courtesy of my brother,
Lt. Col. C.L. Guthrie, Jr. USMC, Ret’d. JRG
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