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One day the
zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible
and
Surprised, he asked
the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"
"Well,"
said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or
my keeper's brother."
Over the massive
front doors of a church, these words were inscribed, "The Gate of
Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read, "Please
use other entrance."
Rev. Warren J.
Keating, Pastor of the First Presbyterian Church of Yuma, AZ, says that the
best prayer he ever heard was, "Lord, please make me the kind of person my
dog thinks I am."
A woman went to the
post office to buy religious stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the postal clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Has it come to this?"
said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic ones."
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