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Ten Times
You Should Be Very Worried
by Gawaine Caldwater Ross
1)
The city electrician comes to your house. She takes one look at your
wiring and says, “This is hysterical.”
2) Your head is growing faster than
your waist.
3)
Your doctor looks at your face and says, “That nose has got to go.”
4)
The pansies in your garden are singing to you.
5)
Your dog starts growing spines.
6)
The deer in your back yard is planting land mines.
7)
The
8)
A drug baron shows up at your house and demands the return of his money.
9)
You get a summons from the Pentagon. It says, “Show up tomorrow at
10) The news anchor
says, “An asteroid will strike the earth in an hour. Stay tuned for further
details.”
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