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Aphorisms

 

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

 

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.

 

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

 

 

 

The Chickasaw Plum  -  Volume VI - Number 2 - February 2009

 

 

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