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SHORT STORY – in fact, chapter 2 from  the Novel in progress,

Chickasaw: The Good Life and Hard Times of Doctor Christopher Jacques

 

Dr. Christopher Jacques, divorced and lonely if professionally successful, met Lilith McGee, a nurse from Southern California who came to Austerity to practice.  Austerity is located in the politically, religiously, and socially archconservative Piedmont of South Carolina. Too eager to ask the lovely Lilith McGee out, he is humiliated by her rejection of his dinner invitation.

Two patients have been introduced, Dr. Jacques and Lilith McGee, R.N. see Pearl Bevels, an octogenarian, who is a patient in the hospital for congestive heart failure. In his clinic, the last patient of Christopher Jacques long day is Chastity Lee Howard. The Chief Complaint of this unmarried 17 ½ year old is “I missed my period a couple of times,” the father being a now missing Rev. Randy Faircloth, himself 22.  Her situation is desperate, and she  has no support from her religion obsesses  mother  Realizing her desperation Jacques finds it emotionally draining. Chapter 2 begins the next morning after this encounter.  

 

 

Chapter 2: Grady O’Toole

 

 

 

Christopher stirred in his sleep as the rasping began, insistent, intrusive, and loud; an ill-tempered cicada the size of a Volkswagen. His eyes blinked open. The number 05:45, scarlet and angular, stared back from the window of the dual alarm clock radio. Mussorgsky’s Night on Bald Mountain issued forth at full crescendo. He reached over and fiddled with the dial. He stopped the cursor at what was billed as "Austerity’s Kountry Klassic Super Station, WASC," arrested by Willie Nelson’s song of loss and longing about an angel that flew too close to the ground. Christopher yawned, stretched, arching his back and extending both arms, then threw the covers back and rolled out of bed, showered and dressed, meticulously knotting a silk regimental strip tie in subtle red, green, yellow and black.

He then moved down to the kitchen, glancing at the stairs that led to his houseman Sal’s two room suite in the lower level of the tri-level house as he passed. First microwaving his Bigelow’s Earl Gray tea, he picked up the black leather briefcase from the kitchen table, opened the kitchen door and stepped out into the carport.

An early morning breeze twirled about like a dancer, sneaking beneath his white clinic coat and up the sleeves of the white shirt beneath, gripping him with its coldness. He saw only the merest splinter of gold where the sun rose in a sky shaded in timber-wolf gray and antique silver. Though the green sprouts of jonquils and narcissus were already showing in the yard, the smell of impending snow was crisp and fresh in his nose, an unusual event for the Piedmont.

He got in his car, sat the cup of tea in one of the two center-console drink-holders, clunked the door shut and cranked up. Pulling the gearshift lever into reverse, he looked over his shoulder, and began to back out of the carport as the snow started to fall. Flakes big as nickels wafted down, stippling the windshield and clouding the way before him as he shifted into drive and the car crept forward, the whine of the supercharger barely audible. He headed toward Grady O’Toole’s Chevron Station, which stood, on Calvary Street across from Chickasaw Memorial Hospital to get chains installed before the snow got too deep.

Grady, big and broad in the shoulder, in his mid-forties, had a flat, friendly, open Irish face. His pug nose glowed from the cold. He wore a green parka over his blue uniform, the hood pushed back, a navy blue stocking cap pulled down over the tips of his ears. He waved Dr. Jacques into one of his two work bays, the one with the hydraulic lift. Chris emerged from his car and caught the scent of grease, of oil, and a slight hint of kerosene in the air. He moved over and stood in the blast of the fire-engine red kerosene heater, shaped like an airplane’s jet engine pod, that whooshed and vibrated as it tried with limited success to warm the open bay.

Chris raised his hand in a half-salute sort of greeting and spoke first. “Hi Grady. You have your work cut out for you today, don’t you?”

“You got that right, Doc. I been here an hour already. Everybody wants chains on, and wants them right now.” He pushed a lock of blond hair back from his forehead periodically with the back of his gloved hand. Using an iron rod bent into a hook at the end, he changed the lift arms beneath Dr. Jacques’ Jaguar from an “H” to an “X.” He then tripped the lever that set the hydraulic pump humming its one-note song. The snow dusted Jaguar rose, the wheels drooping at first as the lift arms elevated the chassis, then following the rest of the vehicle. When they were at chest level, Grady tripped the control lever again, stopping the lift’s ascent, the car on it pitching ever so slightly as it did so.

A gray Toyota sedan pulled up to the door of the work bay and stopped. The driver’s door swung open. One white-clad foot, then another hit the snowy ground in front of the bay, face obscured by the fur-rimmed hood of the green parka. The door crunched shut, and the driver pushed the hood back, stepping into the work bay and shaking out the blaze of red that was her hair. Grady looked up from his work, smiled big at the newcomer and said, “Why, hello, Lil. Come on in out of the cold. You know the Doc, Lil?”

Her breath was visible puffs of mist as she spoke. “Sure. We’ve met.” She aimed a thin smile his way and said a quick “Hi Dr. Jacques.” She turned her attention back to Grady and said, “Grady, my car heater quit working halfway here.”

“Bad day for that, Lil,” Grady offered.

“Yeah, I’m freezing,” she replied, still looking at Grady. 

Grady bent his head back a tiny bit, and said, “Probably just blowed a fuse, Lil. Doc, give me just a minute. If it’s what I think it is, I can have Lil on her way in two minutes.” By force of habit he wiped his hands on his hips, stepped over and opened the driver’s door of the Honda. The hood latch clucked and the hood popped up enough for him to get his fingers underneath and release the safety catch. Chris, carefully intent on Grady’s actions, avoided looking at Lilith, but she stood there anyway, insistent and unavoidable on the periphery of his vision. Beautiful as Tirzah, comely as Jerusalem, terrible as an army with banners. 

“Busy day ahead, Chris?” she queried. She sounded like southern California, articulations more crisp than those of locals.

He looked up, gazing at her. “It was scheduled busy, Lilith, but you never know. Lots of people will cancel in this kind of weather, but you get surprise visits. People who are sick enough to come in anyway.”

She nodded slightly, pleasant enough.

Grady returned with the burned-out fuse still in this hand. “Lil, it’s the fuse alright, but I’m outta this one. I can have Palmetto Automotive send one as soon as they open, but that’s 45 minutes.”

“Uh oh. I’m charge nurse on First South. I really need to be there long before that.”

Chris studied her perplexity for a beat before he said, “Lil, I’d be glad to give you a lift.”

She hesitated, looked at him, knitted her brow a little. He noted that this was an entirely nice maneuver. Cute! “Oh, I don’t want to inconvenience….”

He turned toward Lil again, smiling, the rumble of his voice softer. “Nothing personal, Doc, but, Lil, I don’t know if you’d wanna ride with Doc, I mean, you don’t know him like I do.” He finally smiled at his own joke as Jacques shook his head in mock despair at Grady’s humor saying, “gee, thanks, Grady.” He then looked at Lil who colored slightly. Chuckling, Doc added, “Professional courtesy, right?”

 “Good, Doc.” Grady continued. I can have somebody take her car over when I get some help in.” He watched her, saw her hesitancy, and remembered coming on too strong previously, and his consequent humiliation. He pursed his lips and his face became serious. Before she could answer, he glanced back at his car, checking it out as if his only worldly concern was the well being of that collection of glass, lacquer and steel. He sought to find reassurance in the memory of its deep-piled carpeting, the rich scent of its yards of glove-soft cream-colored Connolly leather, the birds-eye maple paneling on its dash and doors; its supercharged engine so powerful that the car, luxurious or not, had the acceleration of a hooligan hot rod.  But in that brief moment, as he waited for her reply, it became nothing but a lump of metal, its wheels drooping dejectedly, melting snow dripping from it to puddle the floor. Then Lilith smiled toward the doc and said, “Well, that would help out. Thanks Chris. You too, Grady.”

“Great,” Doc responded. He took a deep breath and smiled. Feeling better, he turned his attention to Grady. “Grady, how’s everything going with you?”

Grady talked as he turned his attention to the snow chains being applied to Doc’s car again.  “Doc you know Shirley. She’s my nearly ex-wife, Lil. She says she ain’t gonna sit still for no divorce. But you remember, Doc, how she got to coming around all the time, me working like a dog, her saying I was going out with some other woman? She started saying that I was running around on her and that it was the devil was making me do it.” He brushed the hair on his temple back, “Then she started going through my checkbook, and if I wrote a check at the grocery store, even though it said Winn-Dixie on it, she said it was to buy stuff for some other woman. Lilith, I ain’t wanted no other woman, and even if I did, I ain’t had no time for none, not and run this place. Then she started saying her food tasted funny and I’d put something in it to hurt her.”

Jacques became more attentive as Grady’s running patter continued.

“She said wasn’t no use for me to lie about it, cause her guardian angel told her. I said, Shirley that’s crazy. Oh, Lordy, she got really mad then. You know what she did, Doc. After all, you sewed me up.”

The doctor shook his head, glancing at Lil as he spoke. “Yeah, the box cutter. Twenty-eight stitches.”

Lilith, wide-eyed, hands thrust deep in her coat pockets, did a soft, “Dear me,” shaking her head.

Grady took a pair of Vice Grip pliers from his pocket, adjusted the bite, and clacked the recalcitrant keeper of the chain shut. “So I moved out, got me a four-room rental house over on the Flint Mills village. But it’s got worse anyway. She came to my house last Saturday. That was my birthday.

“Doc, Lil, picture this; I was outside feeding my dog. I saw her walking fast, coming down the street towards the house. Well, I was happy to see her. It’d been mighty lonely, nobody there but me and the dog. I figured she was coming by because it was my birthday, and maybe she had a little present in mind, if you know what I mean. I smiled real big, started waving. Then I saw that little .22 in her hand. She raised her hand up and aimed straight at me. I throwed that pan of scraps down and took off running across the back yard. She started running too. jumped across the gully next to the street and ran after me. When I looked back over my shoulder. She’d stopped, and had that pistol up, holding it with both hands by then like on a cop show, one eye squenched shut. Smack! Smack! She shot twice. I looked back again and ran hard as I could into the chicken-wire fence at the back of the lot, hen I backed off and rolled over it like it never was there. I got on into the patch of woods there and got behind a big pine tree. You know what she did then, Lil?”

Lil, eyes fixed on Grady as he spoke, shook her head and mouthed an inaudible “no.”

“She turned around and shot my dog instead. That’s the God’s truth! Right there in my own yard. Then she put that .22 in her hip pocket and went on out of the yard and walked on back down the street, sashaying along as slow and easy as if she had just stopped by with a birthday present. It was a good dog, too, Doc, Sooner I called him, half beagle, half something else. Why’d she want to do that? Lilith, you tell me.”

Lilith, made a wry face and pulled her shoulders high. “Probably, Grady, she did all that intending to make you love her more. But did you call the cops?”

Grady paused, looking back at the chain-draped wheel before him. His shoulders sagged a bit. He lowered his head a little as he spoke but continued working.

 “No. I just couldn’t do that. I just couldn‘t, Lil. I just wrapped my dog up in an old coat and buried him in the woods behind the house. That’s all I did.”

A gust of wind brought snow pirouetting into the bay. Dr. Jacques reached up with one hand and pinched his lapels shut at the neck. Grady then paused in his work. He stopped working at this. He turned and looked fully at Christopher and Lil, his brow wrinkled. “You know, we been together twenty-seven years. I still love her. I don’t want to get divorced. I believe in marriage, Doc, like in the Bible. I really do. But I don’t’ know what else to do. I never though it would come to this.” He looked down at the floor for a moment, took a deep breath, then quickly turned his head away again. He tugged on the chain to check it, then levered the keeper open again with a screwdriver. Putting his arms and shoulders into it, he pulled the chain one link tighter, then closed it again with his pliers.

Finally, satisfied with his work, Grady stepped over and tripped the lever so that the hydraulic mechanism popped and hissed, and the lift slid smoothly downward.  

Doctor Jacques said, “Thanks, Grady,” and Grady scratched the figures for the bill down on a pad he took from his shirt pocket. Grady opened the passenger door for Lil. Doc reached for the handle on the driver’s door, then paused and looked back at Grady. Lilith followed his gaze. Grady stood there, big enough to be a heavyweight contender, pliers and screwdriver in one hand, the other on the door handle. He looked as mournful as a much-whipped dog. Doc opened his mouth to speak, yet hesitated. It was Lilith who stepped back and looked full at Grady. She took his big grease-stained mitt in both of her gloved hands and said, “Grady, I’m sorry your marriage isn’t working. Sometimes things get better, though, just like they got worse.” He nodded his big head, eyes bright now, as Lilith continued. “I’ll pray a special prayer for you both, Grady. I promise I will.”

He sniffed, nodding, lowered that huge head of his, swallowed hard, then said, “Thanks, Lil, thanks a lot.” They were silent. The wind from the outside died and the heater on the floor filled the room with the keening of its motor and the whooshing sigh of its exhaust

 

 

***

 

The snow continued to fall  heavily, clouding the way and obscuring the windshield.  The Jaguar’s wheels spun a little as Chris shifted into drive, then began to roll. They drove toward the hospital, chains clattering as they crept across the growing layer of snow on the macadam. Christopher, his eyes fixed on the street before him, took in the scent of her as she sat there. Something so light that you might not even notice. Shampoo? Spring Rain or something like that. Anyway, he decided, Essence de Femme. Women smell good, perfumed or not, he realized. The sense of smell, the oldest of our senses, he recalled. Pheromones, nature’s strategy for the propagation of the species.

“Nice ride,” she said, running her index finger over the paneling on her side of the dashboard.

He glanced toward her as he spoke. “Yeah, lots of gadgetry. Your seat’s awfully far forward. You can adjust it umpteen different ways with the rocker switches on your arm rest.”

The servo-motor for the seat adjustment whined like a mosquito as she manipulated the control, moving the passenger seat back and bringing the back rest forward as Chris continued. “That was decent of you, the way you spoke to Grady, the prayer thing and all. What denomination are you?”

Lilith continued with the seat adjustment, bringing the lumbar section of the seat forward, then adjusting it back slightly. “Really, I’m not religious in any ordinary way. I don’t go to church. I’m especially interested in New Age stuff, though. Doctor Jacques stiffened a little. Magic? Devil worship? Everybody who is anybody in Austerity goes to church. Mostly quality folks are Baptist. Then Jacques relaxed, remembering that he'd met all sorts of people when he was in the Marine Corps. He’d gotten along quite well with them, even the unsaved. He smiled toward Lil and recited a standard Southern Baptist joke for her benefit. “Question: What would I be if I weren’t Southern Baptist?”

“I dunno,” Lil responded, glancing at him.

“Embarrassed.”

Lil made a wry face at this. What a cornball. Maybe a little conceited, stuck on himself and his fancy car. Sort of cute, though, and decent enough. Under other circumstances…but of course I’ve got other issue to deal with right now. She smiled in spite of herself, though, then continued. “May I?” she queried, indicating the passenger’s seat warmer switch on the center console.

Chris nodded, smiling, then spoke. “Interesting. New Age and all. I don’t know much about that. I wish I did. Just about all of us are Baptist here.”

She frowned slightly as she responded. “Yeah. Everybody’s Baptist here, aren’t they?” Brightening, she added quickly, “Doesn’t matter, though, I guess, at least most of the time. I’d love to chat about it sometimes. It’s so interesting…” Realizing what she had said and how enthusiastically she said it, she paused, then added quickly, “If I can ever finish my master’s thesis, that is.”

“Sure, I’d like to do that,” Chris said. “When do you finish the thesis?”

She hesitated again, then, looking out the window at the snowscape scrolling by, she spoke, her breath a foggy patch on the window. “Oh boy. I…I don’t know. A few months if I’m lucky. Three? Four?” Her words were forced, tight, controlled. Jesus, why do I have to meet this particularly eligible guy right now when I’m so tied up with the baggage I brought along with me? Oh Boy

 “Oh,” Chris replied quickly. He cleared his throat, eyes still fixed on the road ahead. With Lilith’s words still ringing in his ears, for an instant his former wife came to his mind, scowling, scornful, rejecting. He’d opened his mouth to protest when she left, but she’d persisted. “I’m not putting up with this shit any more.” A spitting cobra. Beautifully packaged, but still a spitting cobra.

The conversation between Lilith and Chris changed suddenly in that moment, as if it had been rebooted into safe mode. They spoke, then, of safe topics, of your patient census and mine, how many of this and that you’ve seen lately and what a pain third party payers were to deal with. Then they were parked in the Doctor’s parking lot, and she was out already out.

She bent over and spoke through the open door. “And thanks a lot, Chris, I really appreciate this. Please excuse me, but I’m late already and I really have to run.” I need to get away from this, this feeling two different ways at once, about him. It’s just not the time. Life’s too complicated already… 

 “Sure, Have a good day, Lil.”

The door clicked shut. Still sitting, Chris watched until she reached the building. He then twisted back and grasped the sheaf of papers that had drifted across the back seat, neatened the stack and brought them to the front.

Briefcase in hand, Jacques he emerged from the car, the latches thunking solidly into place as he pressed the remote on his key ring. A security light the size of a B-B on the dash flashed scarlet twice He headed for the entranceway through which Lil had disappeared. He took two steps and stopped, hesitated, turned, and unthunked the door latches again. Opening the passenger door, he reached down to the armrest and pressed the seat adjustment memory button. He watched with satisfaction as the LED blinked lime twice, preserving Lilith’s seat position in recallable memory.

 

End of Chapter 2, Chickasaw

 

 

 

 

The Chickasaw Plum  -  Volume II - Number 12 - December 2005

 

 

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