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The Enemy

Gawaine Caldwater Ross

 

 

 

     “I love killing gorillas,” Roger Lee Carter said to the Inspector. They were in an interrogation room somewhere, Roger was sure, in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. The Inspector had no name tag and hadn't yet identified himself, due to the fact that he was planning to use torture if it proved necessary. So far Mr. Carter seemed to enjoy implicating himself. The Inspector was accompanied by three guards armed with AK -47's, bayonets, and truncheons. There was a blood stained table between them.

     “I must remind you,” the Inspector crowed, “that lying to an officer of the law is a felony. Tell me again why you love killing gorillas?”

     Roger was 40 years old with a balding head of short brownish hair and a body hardened by many years of long hikes. “I am a founding member of the National Christian Gun Owners Association. Our headquarters is in Pulaski, Tennessee. We have several aims. You see, the Apocalypse is due to happen anytime. As Dominionists we believe that we have to make the world ready for the Second Coming.

This means that Israel has to return to Christian hands, the Jews must be converted, and the USA must have a theocratic government. I oversee the Wildlife Branch. Our object is to frustrate the designs of environmentalists everywhere. We hate them because they believe in the theory of evolution. I am not descended from an ape (the Inspector was not so sure), and if we kill off all the gorillas, and the whales, and the wolves, then we can seriously disrupt their program.” He smiled as if he expected a cigar as a reward.

     Instead the Inspector whacked him across the mouth.  (Roger barely noticed the pain. He got calmer as experience grew more intense.) “This is garbage! Somebody must be paying you to take such risks. I can put you in prison for the rest of your life. You're really here as a spy, aren't you?”

     “No, I am not a spy. I do collect intelligence, but it's not the kind of information you'd be interested in. I'm interested in finding out what percentage of the population here is Christian, or Muslim, or Animist, and so on. I also track the activities of the UN, as the UN has a sinister plan to establish a world government that aims at disarming all Christians. Already the Zionist conspiracy has developed radio tracking devices that are inserted just under the skin of those they wish to track. It's starting with criminals, but it will expand to the whole population. We cannot allow this to happen, as this will be the mark of the Beast.”

     “I still don't believe you. The information you seek is public knowledge.”  He considered for a time. The air in the room was fetid, and exotic tropical insects walked over everything. “I know a few things about America. Your group believes in white supremacy, does it not?” His eyes became drills.

     Roger did, but admitting this could get him killed, so he decided to be evasive. “I belong to many groups. I am, for instance, a Knight of the Order of Christian Justice. The Order tracks down pedophiles.” (He didn't mention that they also executed them.) “We also are very active in the Right to Life movement. We target doctors who perform abortions and harass them with continuous lawsuits until they move to another state or renounce the practice of medicine altogether.  We also support eugenics programs. Certain people have no right to reproduce, because they haven't got the faintest idea about how to raise children. People need a license to drive a car. It is much more difficult to raise a child, and yet anybody can get pregnant and raise criminals and lunatics. I do believe in keeping races separate, in the interests of peace.”

     There was much more, including the Order's secret campaign to murder prominent gays in any country.

     “You love killing, and yet you speak of peace. Something tells me you are not being sincere.”

     “Look,” Roger replied, “I don't believe in race wars, if that's what you're getting at.”  He began to fear that he was going to spend a long time in this prison. He was hesitant to offer a bribe, as the last time he offered a bribe was to the sergeant who had just arrested him. That man had simply swallowed the bribe and then pretended that it hadn't existed.

     Roger had  another passport, a fake British one, hidden behind some loose bricks in an alley close to his hotel room. He also had a large amount of cash hidden near the same location, and credit cards with substantial limits. He guessed that the Inspector had a yearly income of less than $5,000, which was a lot for this part of the world, but even so, not very much. “I know I committed a crime. How much was the gorilla worth?”

     The Inspector leaned back in his chair and swatted at a huge mosquito. “Our wildlife is priceless, you should know that.”

     “Would a donation of $50,000 cover it?”

     The Inspector smiled. “You have this kind of money?”

     “Yes, in various accounts.”

     “Then we shall see.” He glanced at the guards. “Seko, give him the routine treatment and afterwards put him in cell number 81.”

     As he left the guards lifted their truncheons. Prisoners were beaten on a daily, or nearly daily basis, to soften them up and to break their spirits. Few people can be beaten for a month without cracking.

 

 

     He was tossed into cell # 81, quite bloody and dazed. There were six other men in the cell, one of them an American hippie. Except that Jason didn't use drugs and was straight as a drop of rain. He knew first aid and could tend wounds, but there was nothing here to treat the new arrival with, not even clean water for washing. The other men were Africans who didn't speak much in the way of English. The cell was located in an ancient French prison. There was no toilet except for a bucket, which always overflowed before the guards would take it. Jason resumed meditating.

     After a time Roger came around. He spat out the fragments of his front teeth and felt his jaw for fractures. He was still dizzy from blows to the head, and his ribs ached from the pounding they'd taken.

He looked at Jason with his long hair and groaned. “Am I in hell?”

     “Yes, you're in the hell of the DRC. What were you arrested for?”

     “I was poaching. Is there any water here? I need to wash my mouth out. And yourself? Why were you arrested?”

     “I'm a Quaker. There's water here, but it's got tropical parasites.”

     Roger groaned. This was almost worse than he could imagine. “They arrest Quakers here?”

     “Most definitely. I'm also a member of Amnesty International, which is the real reason they arrested me.”

     Roger regarded him with contempt. If he'd been in a better mood, he might have been more polite, but he snarled, “You're a naïve, mindless, spineless mass of quivering jellyfish. How the hell do you think we can make anything better without war?”

     Jason smiled. “I've been called worse. As for war, I think violence is the entire problem.”

     “You would. I suppose you've never even owned a gun.”

     “Why would I? Guns are evil. Look at what they've done to this cursed country. Over 4 million dead since WW II, which makes it one of the worst conflicts in human history. I came with a group of Quakers to help bring peace, and all you can do is salivate over violence.”

     They stared at each other tensely. Roger decided to shift tactics. “What part of America are you from?”

     Massachusetts. Cambridge, to be exact.”

      “You would be,” Roger muttered. “I assume you're a Harvard grad?”

     “Yes, with a doctorate in theology,” Jason said with pride. “A fat lot of good it does me here.”

     “How long have you been here?”

     “Too long. Five months, at least, and no one knows I'm here. They've got a great racket going here: kidnap foreigners, call it arrest, keep them in a secret location, and collect bribes until they feel like releasing you. The only thing is, the American Friends Service Committee doesn't have much money to pay bribes with.”

     “That's too bad,” Roger remarked, wiping blood off his face. “You should join a Christian militia. We take better care of our own.”

     “That would be quite impossible,” Jason answered. “I despise you guys.”

 

     Due to his pain Roger could barely sleep. There was nothing but the stone floor to sleep on anyway, and the stench of the cell made him miserable. He drifted off about 4 A.M., only to be awakened by the sound of gunfire. “What's that?” he yelled, sitting suddenly upright.

     Jason rolled over. “That would be the daily execution. At least, I think that's what the gunfire is for. I haven't been able to see the courtyard for a long time, but that is what I hear.”

     Roger gulped.

 

     Breakfast was half a bowl of millet with some weak tea.  After gobbling it down, Roger began to notice all the lice. “Can't anyone bathe around here?” he growled. “These Africans stink.”

     Jason hated racism. “I'm in hell with a Fundie,” he groaned. Aloud he said, “I don't know if you've checked in the markets recently, but soap around here is fantastically expensive. Hot water is a real luxury. I'm telling you, you have to be a foreigner to afford it. They don't give us enough drinking water – what are we supposed to bathe with?”

     “They could give us cold water showers,” Roger insisted. “After all, one of the world's biggest rivers is within spitting distance.”

     “Making people filthy is part of the process of humiliation. The lice give most of us typhus, which kills off a lot of prisoners. It saves the army ammunition.”

     “I suppose we should pick the lice off each other, “ Roger proposed.

     “That would be the  primate thing to do,” Jason answered. “As one primate to another, who should go first?”

     “You've got the most,” Roger answered. “Let's start with you.”

    

     That evening the guards came for Jason. “This is your last night on Earth,” one of them declared. “Say goodbye to all your friends.”

     Jason turned to Roger. “You'll be bribing your way out, I assume?”

     “As soon as possible,” Roger confirmed.

     “Can you call the American Friends Service Committee's office in Brazzaville and let them know what's happened to me?”

     Roger nodded. “It's the least a Christian can do for his enemy.”

 

 

 

 

The Chickasaw Plum  -  Volume IV - Number 9 - September 2007

 

 

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